Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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