great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
