i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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