I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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