I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
So here I am, sexting at work.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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