How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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