is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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