If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
So. Much. Porn.
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