Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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