He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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