Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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