I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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