sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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