12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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