U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
