He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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