dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
No subtext here. People are naked.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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