Do vagina's smell?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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