I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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