if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
