ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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