and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
When are your genitals available?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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