hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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