I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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