absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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