So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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