no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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