Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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