She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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