Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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I need you to use more vowels.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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