sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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