Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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