hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I know her cup size but not her name....
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
