he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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