hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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