Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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