I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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