I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
