Can i not drive my cunt home
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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