this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
How external is "for external use only"?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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