i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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