Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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