Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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