Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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