He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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