Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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