Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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