i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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