yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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