I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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