Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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