no. you can't hotbox the world.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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