i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
