Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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