It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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