so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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