is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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