I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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